I Hate When I’m Eating Starbursts And Somebody Asks For The Pink One.
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Bitch, You Can Have The Yellow One.
When you’re in class and someone asks you for a pencil so you give them the most retarded one you own.
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Guess what I found in my Inbox!
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i can’t wait to get married
123,263 notesi’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
The awkward moment when Justin Bieber wins ‘Best Male Video’ dressed as a lesbian librarian and Lady Gaga won ‘Best Female Video’ dressed as a man
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That awkward moment when you tell your friend there’s a bug on their back
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And they’re like “GET IT OFFFFF!”
So you’re like:
And then they’re all like:
So you’re like “but…..but you told me to!”
When you and your friend hate the same damn bitch
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I cant stand when people say a baby’s age in months after a year old.
70,154 notesThe parent is like “yeah he’s 98 months old.”
like isn’t that 8? cmon …
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Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you go out because you think it’ll make a difference.
theme made by Max davis
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Walking down the street in time to the beat of your music…
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this fucking this CLAREEEEEEEEEE
the gif. THE GIFFFFF
